Spammers like us :P

I love KDU.. I love the school,the people, my lecturer, my classmates! They are awesome! :DD

I really do enjoyed myself in college.. hanging out with the fags and beautiful ladies.
Its totally different from school.We got a real cool lecturer by the name of Hardip Singh

I realize Us- the classmates.. our relationship got closer and better ever since we started to spam on each other wall's.. haha.. *PLEASE DO READ MY ENTIRE POST STARTING FROM NOW*

It started when Jackie James Underwood posted something on his facebook...(part1)


Damn. This Guy is Vulgar. Need more pepper spray =X

then.... we started to SPAM on his Status.. Me,Alkaf, Paul and Daniel. (where's mon mon? )


Interesting huh? Soon after i need to go out nonetheless gotta stop spamming for hours.
When i got back.. i saw something WAY much more Hotter than our previous messages.

HOLY SHIT!! it's from our ever loved LECTURER!! Its really fun to have our lecturer around.. He make us feel comfortable interacting and learning from him.. But.. i realize he's been stalking us ever since we added him on facebook. LOl..xD

(PArt 2)

I'm Back!!

Many people have been asking me to update my blog.. so here i am.. updating it.



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Che... Nola..I've been really busy! Very very busy that type.!! ( I'm just lazy)
From planning which school to go... to shifting..from shifting to orientation from orientation to class from class to here writing blog..Guess what!! i only need to attend 3 days of class per week!! HELL YEAH!! so.. its like..8 hours of class per week. Teehee~

Cooked my very first lunch today.. boiled a soup. A seaweed+fish balls+vege SOUP.
Its kindda salty a bit tho..and also.... the seaweed actually covered the whole scent of the soup. when my rice is cooked.. i pour the soup in.. and mixed it.. hehe.. and it tasted like sushi. WTF!
I HATE SUSHI!! thanks to Angel.. asked me to boiled this kind of soup.. by adding seaweeds.
Its DISGUSTING!! trust me.. so i ended up eating only the veg and fish balls. *wat a waste T-T*
Nvm.. i'll just stick to my instant cintan noodle chicken flavour :D

Thats for now!! Gotta go do laundry.. (Remember,I'm busy):P

Shannon up for SALE!! lelong..lelong..

As i logged in Facebook this afternoon right after i came back from church.. I saw this picture where Joshua tagged me and Bau.. To be honest, I have no idea what this picture is trying to convey.. All i know is i asked for Bau's autograph and he blast my Head? =.="" (With his... umm.. Finger??)

Okay.. I'll try to emphasize on how much i understand this masterpiece picture..

Me: Bau,can i have your autograph?? *hehehe.. so hapi*
Bau: *trying to act cool* Uh.. Sure thing..

(After 2 weeks of learning Black Magic ----> *Soaked his finger with Cili padi mashed + Joshua's urine and stick it on his nostrils)

Bau: By the power of Bauism.. In the name of Char Siew Bau *POOF*
Me: *His nose's shit stuck on my head and kabooom!!* WTF!!
(My head is blasted into half?? Lol.. F! F! F!)
Bau: Meh heh heh
Me: OOoooOowwW..

Bau: *singing in joy* bwahahha.. Shannon is Dead!! Glory Glory.. Peace to the Earth!! xD

(15 minutes later)

Bau:Hey Josh!! wan my autograph?? *evil grins*
Josh: =.=" Heck NO! (Knn.. nothing else better to do asking ppl for autograph.. !)

See... My brother hated me so much he wants me to die.. :(

Utamakan Keselamatan Anda

There are 5 simple rules you need to be reminded while driving...

1) Mind Your Own Business
2) Shut Up and Drive
3) Drive According To The Speed Shown (you're not blind)
4)If Necessary, PLEASE DO WEAR YOUR SEAT BELTS

Last but not least.. and the most important rule of em' all.. The GOLDEN RULE..

5) While you're at the traffic light stop.. Please.. and thou shall not look at Shannon..*pls do click my name* or ...you'll end up like this.... (scroll down)






Inilah akibatnya kalau memandang Shannon sambil memandu.. haiiz.!! I'm sorry..

This is how the story started..

Mr.Lorry passenger : EH, tengok awek sebelah kiri tu.. CUN tau muka dia.
Mr.Lorry Driver : Lah.. betul ke ni? awek awek semua ngko pun ckp CUN.. X caya lah!
Mr.Lorry passenger: Betul ni.. SUMPAH!! cuba ngko tengok..
Mr.Lorry Driver : Pheweet.. Betul lah!! muka macam Pamela Anderson!! CUNTED giler!!
Mr.Lorry passenger: Kan i dah kata.. kalau ngko x tengok menyesal nanti.. lagi syok berbanding 7 virgin waiting di syurga.. OI!! jalan la..tengok apa lagi!! dah hijau lah!
Mr.Lorry Driver : Entah dia nampak i x? nak Hi ngan dia (still looking while driving)

*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*


SEE.. SIGH!!.. learn your lesson..next time while you see me on road.. please dont bother to look at me.. i'm felling guilty now. :(


Another Kepochi! >.<

i screwed facebook.

Facebook is earning billions.
Yes..
Why?
because Mark Zuckerberg (the creator of facebook) got paid by every application we played. (so..stop adding application)
My favourite.. "The Truth Game"


Okay.. Let me cut the story short why on earth will i add this absurd application...
Ehem.. it started when i got the notification of "Do you think Shannon Lim would be good in bed?"
*I'm not just good in bed.. I'm good in talking ,crapping, eating, boycotting ,standing, sitting, kneeling,and most of all..match-making!*
So.. i added the application to see what they say about me.. and....


i got a NO!NO!NO! 忌々しい >.<
And i need to answer 60 questions about my friends to find out who the hantu said this!! So, i obediently answers all 60 questions asked by "The Truth Game Application" it lasted for 2 miserable days! Guess what.... to my adrenaline-soon-going-to-burst.. IT WAS A GIRL WHO SAID I'M NOT GOOD IN BED!!! WTF!! の愚か者、地獄の娘、たわごとの食べる人愚か!!!

OKAY.. fine! fine! You come judging me through my looks and figure.. but guess this girl is somehow right.. :(
After 3 days.. i got a new notification "Do you think Shannon Lim is still a virgin?"
( いまいましいろばの適用発破を掛けなさい )

I finally got a "Yes".. and i know who answered it.. because that guy by the beautiful name of Peter Chia posted this poll on my WALL.. Yes.. My Wall.. !! Since i know who did it.. i don't bother wasting my time answering 60 questions to figure out who actually answered that F**k up question.. But guess all of you are so so wrong.... Pls do read the conversation below.. :)



I'm good in Love making through the net (E-love making.) and i just lost my virginity to Angel *my lesbo partner*!! So, Peter Chia.. if u come across my blog.. PLs.. PLs.. Pls.. For the World Peace Sake..Don't ever ever humiliate me again by posting this F**k up poll on my WALL!!
TERIMA KASIH!! :)

365 days.*The Love Of My Life - Soh Chin Ke.

Dear Chin Ke,



We've been together for a year, Hub!! I'm really happy being with you. Our feelings have grown for each other each day and I'm sure that you are exactly the right man for me, the one I'm willing to spend my whole life with. Everyone said fate brought one to met with another. You're truly a Blessing from God to me. What we've went through wasn't just as simple. We need to overcome our long-distance relationship and it wasn't a easy one.I always wanted you to be around for me..taking care of me,listening to all sorts of complaints,spoiled me,sing to me like you always does,hug me to sleep and most of all.. I need your Love..I know that everything you are doing now its for our future and i truly appreciate it..I've never blame you for going..because i know you'll be back. Sorry for once for the doubts in you and always the "nasty stuff" that comes out from my mouth that hurts you. I'm Sorry!!
Even though there's time, I was affected by what people said,saying you are those who plays fast and ask me not to put too much feelings on you,I knew that it would be a mistake if i had listen.


Thank you for everything that you have given and shown me.. You have changed my life and have set me to become a better person! You gave me the best and everything that you can.
I promised not, never to upsets you but to cherished you.To me, You're the perfect guy that lies in my heart.No words could describe the love i had in you. You always asked me why do I love you? The answer is just so clear cause you bring out the best in me like no one else can do...You never fail to put a smile on my face and the sparkle in my eyes..You lighten my life with your love and care.. that's why i Love you!! Sa Gua!! got it? :)


The time spend back in your hometown with you and your family members was awesome. I got to know more about you through them and I LOVE THEM ALL.... So, here we are on our 1st Year Anniversary!! (and still counting) I'm glad we have make it this far.. *applause to ourselves* I promise to treat you "even better" starting from today!! alright? :P
Hub, no matter how hard it takes..I'll hang on to our relationship and I'll be looking forward to our "Royal Diamond Anniversary" Lol... and make sure our kids pay for the celebration!! xD


P/s : I wanted you to know that every celebration spend with you,would be a special one no matter how special or simple it would be.. Even celebrating through webby!! Not the Fancy dinner in a 5 star hotel.. Showering me with a lot of expensive gifts..
Its all about You that counts..and I Love You the way You are. ^^

HAPPY 1ST YEAR ANNIVERSARY HUB!!!

Hugss & Kisses,
-Shannon-


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Told You So.. =X

Don't Call Me Shannon Lim,Call Me Shannon SOH!!

Omg.. I'm so into this movie "The Punisher" Thanks Kit Yi!! :DD
Was planning to watch "All's well ends well" a very lame comedy. But decided not to watch after we reached cinema. I don't really watch thriller movie because I'm a very timid person. (ha.. laugh la...laugh la..) But this Movie was different!!!!!
It contains Actions, Laughter, Makes your heart pumps.. Lol.
The Punisher was directed by Lexi Alexander and the main actor was Ray Stevenson(frank).. saw his picture up there? so handsome right? But i prefer the african guy.(Colin Salmon) i think he's cute. nama pun cantik.. mengandungi salmon.. RAw! haha..

It's about a anti-hero called Frank(Ray.S) is six years into his vengeance driven zeal as the Punisher.. when he brutally assaults a "beat the rap" party for notorious mob boss Gaitano Cesare. During the course of the massacre, he hideously disfigures overeager gangster Billy Russoti (This Guy was so fudging funny!!) he has a brother(in the movie) by the name of Loony Bin Jim!! LBG!! he should named himself "LAME BOOGIE JIM" because he shake his ass alot in the movie and acted lik a moron.

There was a action fight where The Punisher pushed Billy into the Bottle resolved machine and ending up destroying the whole structure and tissue of his face and body and turning him into a Ugly Piece Of Shit(facially mutilated) . His face was so ugly he look just like Frankenstein. He has those railway track marks on his face. got wat i mean? Billy has 2 follower named Pitsy and Nicky. *Billy/Jigsaw*


They have this really funny conversation that i couldn't stop laughing thinking about it!!

Nicky: Hey Billy.
Billy: Don't call me Billy.. call me JIGSAW!! (because of the railway tracks on his face that looks like a puzzle)

Oh my gawd!! it was so so funny!! Don't call me Billy.. call me Jigsaw.. hahhaha..you get wat i mean? u got it? u got it? hahaha.. Unfortunately, Only Kit yi and i got wat it means. another darling of mine couldnt understand.. and i told Derek about it on phone right after the movie (i was so so excited about the JIGSAW) and he don't understand as well.. They catch no ball what exactly I'm trying to convey. its okay.. me and kit yi gonna laugh about it for the next 1 month!! hahahha!!

Continue to the story..
Because Frank dengan tidak sengaja murders undercover FBI agent. who is a mafia lackey. (he dunno about it) He was really guilty about his death..
Billy(Jigsaw) recovers from his run-in with the Punisher with revenge on his mind and recruits a massive army of psychotic killers, gangbangers, and mobsters under his new alias "Jigsaw."(ang mo, chinese, niega..semua ada)
Frank wanted to quit the justice business for good. However, his plans quickly change once he learns that Jigsaw has not only kidnapped the surviving wife and child of the dead federal agent (FBI) but now has also freed his commited psychopathic brother, James..aka..."Loony Bin Jim."
Forced back into the war, the Punisher now has to face off against Jigsaw's formidable army in order to save the lives of an innocent family. *aww.. so sweet*
And Finally.. Both JIGSAW and Boogie Jim died.. Thanks to our hero Frank. :)

The End.