Friday, October 10, 2008

Meet Miss Shannon The Murderer & Uncle Freddie the Fish!! :)

Today, I'm going to tell a story about the life and death of our Most respected UNCLE FREDDIE!! Uncle Henry (dad) when fishing the other day..and he found Uncle Fred and brought him home..
So, after all the begging and annoying thingy i make, Uncle Henry finally handed Uncle Fred to me...awww... *evil grins* :P


There...Uncle Fred!! ^^


Freddie : Hey There Human!!

He's kindda huge...so i bet he must be bullying the other fishy in the sea/sungai/lake/pond?? (dunno where my dad caught him...but compare to the other fish my dad caught before, Uncle Freddie looks small.. *shame shame la u daddy* ) Because of all the bullying he make...So, I turned him into.......


*A Vegetarian* -winks- ^^


Soon, My dad came and ask me to call my mum to SLAUGHTER him..but Mom wasn't at home...Then......I decided to slaughter Uncle Fred myself...*sorry* since I've never try slaughtering Fish..(Fred, you are one lucky Bloke..)

First of all, i need to Shave Off his Scales...There!! so clean now.. :3


*gross* i actually found some alfalfa inside...Poor Fred..you must be dieting..

Can Anyone tell me what the hell is that long white thing?=="

Some say its meant to keep eggs...Mom say tak tau apa tu..But..at 1st i thought it was his Penis(i did not use the D word ha... :P) LOL.. If that was his penis i bet his sex life is as good as an amoeba’s ... heh..JK! xD


- A short Note to Uncle Freddie-
I'm real sorry for taking away all your organs and make u cold by keeping u in the fridge and shaving all your golddish scales away...you must be real proud of the scales...but since it's all gone now..........



Let Us all Salute to the Ever Proud Golddish scale Uncle Fred!!
May You Rest In Peace inside My Papa's and Mama's tummy..
Don't ever come back for me....i did not makan u!! =X



Mom, u see...i helped u alot...i help in murdering ,cleaning and stuff...sigh!
You know my birthday is comin soon right? :)
I'll be real pleased if you buy me.....

THis!!! :D

10 comments:

Derek said...

dear... u were torturing the fish.... T_T

Gunner4Lyf said...

owh gawd..i was on that scene where she murdered the fish!!!~~__!!!she tortured the fish alive..first she cut open the fish stomach and was suprised by the white colour thing..how could a pretty little cute girl do like this..- -" to all her future husband beware,don ever find other girl if not you bare the consequences as the fish bares although the fish did not provoke her..

ShannonLim said...

referring to this Mr.Gunner4Lyf what do u mean by i torture him ALIVE? damnit! he was dead when my dad brought him home okay?!

JeSsC said...

thanks for ur support babe...i'm busy working now.dun haf much time to online recently but will be updating my blog pretty soon...take care!cheers...

L-vin said...

murderer! infact 1 ugly fish u murder!

WadNowGunner4lfy said...

ehh...he is unconscious leh..how you know his heart wasnt beating..A!!@@$#!@

ShannonLim said...

WadNowGunner4lfy, You s-t-u-p-i-D ahh?? i'm holdin him ma...if his heart beating i sure got feel de k??!! if his heart still functioning his "insang" sure moving de k???>.<"

L-vin, hehe...u will have the chance...Just wait...same fate as the fish! xD

yoyogunnerarse said...

do you see the fish's nose??!!?? what is the usage of the BIG NOSE?are you blind to see what you catch or wad ha?see properly lu..the fish might prefer to breathe thru nose than to use the insang..more senang the fish say loll

ShannonLim said...

according to this MR yoyogunnerarse, u said the fish breathe thru his nose but not the *insang* for all these years of learning science...i've never remember teacher tellin me that Fishes BREATHE THRU THEIR NOSE!!
dun post NO-sense comments okay??=="

Angelz said...

lolz... u really can do tat o...
or other ppl help u do de den u kc kc say u done it ur own... keke~ xD