If I Could Turn Back Time

Will this feeling last?

2010-03-10T02:23:00.000-08:00

For the first 3 months in a relationship, everything is blissful, known as the honeymoon period. I remembered mine, I was pampered and treated like a Princess.. I feel so blessed and happy is as if I'm standing right on top of the world.

Everything seems to change now, the environment, the people.. or is it just me? :'(

Spammers like us :P

2009-06-13T05:57:00.000-07:00

I love KDU.. I love the school,the people, my lecturer, my classmates! They are awesome! :DD

I really do enjoyed myself in college.. hanging out with the fags and beautiful ladies.
Its totally different from school.We got a real cool lecturer by the name of Hardip Singh

I realize Us- the classmates.. our relationship got closer and better ever since we started to spam on each other wall's.. haha.. *PLEASE DO READ MY ENTIRE POST STARTING FROM NOW*

It started when Jackie James Underwood posted something on his facebook...(part1)

Damn. This Guy is Vulgar. Need more pepper spray =X

then.... we started to SPAM on his Status.. Me,Alkaf, Paul and Daniel. (where's mon mon? )

Interesting huh? Soon after i need to go out nonetheless gotta stop spamming for hours.
When i got back.. i saw something WAY much more Hotter than our previous messages.

HOLY SHIT!! it's from our ever loved LECTURER!! Its really fun to have our lecturer around.. He make us feel comfortable interacting and learning from him.. But.. i realize he's been stalking us ever since we added him on facebook. LOl..xD

(PArt 2)

I'm Back!!

2009-06-10T21:45:00.000-07:00

Many people have been asking me to update my blog.. so here i am.. updating it.

-The ENd. -

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Che... Nola..I've been really busy! Very very busy that type.!! ( I'm just lazy)
From planning which school to go... to shifting..from shifting to orientation from orientation to class from class to here writing blog..Guess what!! i only need to attend 3 days of class per week!! HELL YEAH!! so.. its like..8 hours of class per week. Teehee~

Cooked my very first lunch today.. boiled a soup. A seaweed+fish balls+vege SOUP.
Its kindda salty a bit tho..and also.... the seaweed actually covered the whole scent of the soup. when my rice is cooked.. i pour the soup in.. and mixed it.. hehe.. and it tasted like sushi. WTF!
I HATE SUSHI!! thanks to Angel.. asked me to boiled this kind of soup.. by adding seaweeds.
Its DISGUSTING!! trust me.. so i ended up eating only the veg and fish balls. *wat a waste T-T*
Nvm.. i'll just stick to my instant cintan noodle chicken flavour :D

Thats for now!! Gotta go do laundry.. (Remember,I'm busy):P

Shannon up for SALE!! lelong..lelong..

2009-03-29T06:20:00.000-07:00

As i logged in Facebook this afternoon right after i came back from church.. I saw this picture where Joshua tagged me and Bau.. To be honest, I have no idea what this picture is trying to convey.. All i know is i asked for Bau's autograph and he blast my Head? =.="" (With his... umm.. Finger??)

Okay.. I'll try to emphasize on how much i understand this masterpiece picture..

Me: Bau,can i have your autograph?? *hehehe.. so hapi*
Bau: *trying to act cool* Uh.. Sure thing..

(After 2 weeks of learning Black Magic ----> *Soaked his finger with Cili padi mashed + Joshua's urine and stick it on his nostrils)

Bau: By the power of Bauism.. In the name of Char Siew Bau *POOF*
Me: *His nose's shit stuck on my head and kabooom!!* WTF!!
(My head is blasted into half?? Lol.. F! F! F!)
Bau: Meh heh heh
Me: OOoooOowwW..

Bau: *singing in joy* bwahahha.. Shannon is Dead!! Glory Glory.. Peace to the Earth!! xD

(15 minutes later)

Bau:Hey Josh!! wan my autograph?? *evil grins*
Josh: =.=" Heck NO! (Knn.. nothing else better to do asking ppl for autograph.. !)

See... My brother hated me so much he wants me to die.. :(

Utamakan Keselamatan Anda

2009-03-27T05:03:00.000-07:00

There are 5 simple rules you need to be reminded while driving...

1) Mind Your Own Business
2) Shut Up and Drive
3) Drive According To The Speed Shown (you're not blind)
4)If Necessary, PLEASE DO WEAR YOUR SEAT BELTS

Last but not least.. and the most important rule of em' all.. The GOLDEN RULE..

5) While you're at the traffic light stop.. Please.. and thou shall not look at Shannon..*pls do click my name* or ...you'll end up like this.... (scroll down)

Inilah akibatnya kalau memandang Shannon sambil memandu.. haiiz.!! I'm sorry..

This is how the story started..

Mr.Lorry passenger : EH, tengok awek sebelah kiri tu.. CUN tau muka dia.
Mr.Lorry Driver : Lah.. betul ke ni? awek awek semua ngko pun ckp CUN.. X caya lah!
Mr.Lorry passenger: Betul ni.. SUMPAH!! cuba ngko tengok..
Mr.Lorry Driver : Pheweet.. Betul lah!! muka macam Pamela Anderson!! CUNTED giler!!
Mr.Lorry passenger: Kan i dah kata.. kalau ngko x tengok menyesal nanti.. lagi syok berbanding 7 virgin waiting di syurga.. OI!! jalan la..tengok apa lagi!! dah hijau lah!
Mr.Lorry Driver : Entah dia nampak i x? nak Hi ngan dia (still looking while driving)

*BANG*
*BANG*
*BANG*

SEE.. SIGH!!.. learn your lesson..next time while you see me on road.. please dont bother to look at me.. i'm felling guilty now. :(

Another Kepochi! >.<

i screwed facebook.

2009-03-25T06:53:00.001-07:00

Facebook is earning billions.
Yes..
Why?
because Mark Zuckerberg (the creator of facebook) got paid by every application we played. (so..stop adding application)
My favourite.. "The Truth Game"

Okay.. Let me cut the story short why on earth will i add this absurd application...
Ehem.. it started when i got the notification of "Do you think Shannon Lim would be good in bed?"
*I'm not just good in bed.. I'm good in talking ,crapping, eating, boycotting ,standing, sitting, kneeling,and most of all..match-making!*
So.. i added the application to see what they say about me.. and....

i got a NO!NO!NO! 忌々しい >.<
And i need to answer 60 questions about my friends to find out who the hantu said this!! So, i obediently answers all 60 questions asked by "The Truth Game Application" it lasted for 2 miserable days! Guess what.... to my adrenaline-soon-going-to-burst..

IT WAS A GIRL WHO SAID I'M NOT GOOD IN BED!!! WTF!! の愚か者、地獄の娘、たわごとの食べる人愚か!!!

OKAY.. fine! fine! You come judging me through my looks and figure.. but guess this girl is somehow right.. :(
After 3 days.. i got a new notification "Do you think Shannon Lim is still a virgin?"
( いまいましいろばの適用発破を掛けなさい )

I finally got a "Yes".. and i know who answered it.. because that guy by the beautiful name of Peter Chia posted this poll on my WALL.. Yes.. My Wall.. !! Since i know who did it.. i don't bother wasting my time answering 60 questions to figure out who actually answered that F**k up question.. But guess all of you are so so wrong.... Pls do read the conversation below.. :)

I'm good in Love making through the net (E-love making.) and i just lost my virginity to Angel *my lesbo partner*!! So, Peter Chia.. if u come across my blog.. PLs.. PLs.. Pls.. For the World Peace Sake..Don't ever ever humiliate me again by posting this F**k up poll on my WALL!!
TERIMA KASIH!! :)

365 days.*The Love Of My Life - Soh Chin Ke.

2009-02-22T23:37:00.000-08:00

Dear Chin Ke,

We've been together for a year, Hub!! I'm really happy being with you. Our feelings have grown for each other each day and I'm sure that you are exactly the right man for me, the one I'm willing to spend my whole life with. Everyone said fate brought one to met with another. You're truly a Blessing from God to me. What we've went through wasn't just as simple. We need to overcome our long-distance relationship and it wasn't a easy one.I always wanted you to be around for me..taking care of me,listening to all sorts of complaints,spoiled me,sing to me like you always does,hug me to sleep and most of all.. I need your Love..I know that everything you are doing now its for our future and i truly appreciate it..I've never blame you for going..because i know you'll be back. Sorry for once for the doubts in you and always the "nasty stuff" that comes out from my mouth that hurts you. I'm Sorry!!
Even though there's time, I was affected by what people said,saying you are those who plays fast and ask me not to put too much feelings on you,I knew that it would be a mistake if i had listen.

Thank you for everything that you have given and shown me.. You have changed my life and have set me to become a better person! You gave me the best and everything that you can.
I promised not, never to upsets you but to cherished you.To me, You're the perfect guy that lies in my heart.No words could describe the love i had in you. You always asked me why do I love you? The answer is just so clear cause you bring out the best in me like no one else can do...You never fail to put a smile on my face and the sparkle in my eyes..You lighten my life with your love and care.. that's why i Love you!! Sa Gua!! got it? :)

The time spend back in your hometown with you and your family members was awesome. I got to know more about you through them and I LOVE THEM ALL.... So, here we are on our 1st Year Anniversary!! (and still counting) I'm glad we have make it this far.. *applause to ourselves* I promise to treat you "even better" starting from today!! alright? :P
Hub, no matter how hard it takes..I'll hang on to our relationship and I'll be looking forward to our "Royal Diamond Anniversary" Lol... and make sure our kids pay for the celebration!! xD

P/s : I wanted you to know that every celebration spend with you,would be a special one no matter how special or simple it would be.. Even celebrating through webby!! Not the Fancy dinner in a 5 star hotel.. Showering me with a lot of expensive gifts..
Its all about You that counts..and I Love You the way You are. ^^

HAPPY 1ST YEAR ANNIVERSARY HUB!!!

Hugss & Kisses,
-Shannon-

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To the fellow Ladies/Gay (homosexual) Reader..Please scroll down.. =)

Thank You and Have A Nice Day!! :P

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Don't Call Me Shannon Lim,Call Me Shannon SOH!!

2009-02-19T11:14:00.000-08:00

Omg.. I'm so into this movie "The Punisher" Thanks Kit Yi!! :DD
Was planning to watch "All's well ends well" a very lame comedy. But decided not to watch after we reached cinema. I don't really watch thriller movie because I'm a very timid person. (ha.. laugh la...laugh la..) But this Movie was different!!!!!
It contains Actions, Laughter, Makes your heart pumps.. Lol.
The Punisher was directed by Lexi Alexander and the main actor was Ray Stevenson(frank).. saw his picture up there? so handsome right? But i prefer the african guy.(Colin Salmon) i think he's cute. nama pun cantik.. mengandungi salmon.. RAw! haha..

It's about a anti-hero called Frank(Ray.S) is six years into his vengeance driven zeal as the Punisher.. when he brutally assaults a "beat the rap" party for notorious mob boss Gaitano Cesare. During the course of the massacre, he hideously disfigures overeager gangster Billy Russoti (This Guy was so fudging funny!!) he has a brother(in the movie) by the name of Loony Bin Jim!! LBG!! he should named himself "LAME BOOGIE JIM" because he shake his ass alot in the movie and acted lik a moron.

There was a action fight where The Punisher pushed Billy into the Bottle resolved machine and ending up destroying the whole structure and tissue of his face and body and turning him into a Ugly Piece Of Shit(facially mutilated) . His face was so ugly he look just like Frankenstein. He has those railway track marks on his face. got wat i mean? Billy has 2 follower named Pitsy and Nicky. *Billy/Jigsaw*

They have this really funny conversation that i couldn't stop laughing thinking about it!!

Nicky: Hey Billy.
Billy: Don't call me Billy.. call me JIGSAW!! (because of the railway tracks on his face that looks like a puzzle)

Oh my gawd!! it was so so funny!! Don't call me Billy.. call me Jigsaw.. hahhaha..you get wat i mean? u got it? u got it? hahaha.. Unfortunately, Only Kit yi and i got wat it means. another darling of mine couldnt understand.. and i told Derek about it on phone right after the movie (i was so so excited about the JIGSAW) and he don't understand as well.. They catch no ball what exactly I'm trying to convey. its okay.. me and kit yi gonna laugh about it for the next 1 month!! hahahha!!

Continue to the story..
Because Frank dengan tidak sengaja murders undercover FBI agent. who is a mafia lackey. (he dunno about it) He was really guilty about his death..
Billy(Jigsaw) recovers from his run-in with the Punisher with revenge on his mind and recruits a massive army of psychotic killers, gangbangers, and mobsters under his new alias "Jigsaw."(ang mo, chinese, niega..semua ada)
Frank wanted to quit the justice business for good. However, his plans quickly change once he learns that Jigsaw has not only kidnapped the surviving wife and child of the dead federal agent (FBI) but now has also freed his commited psychopathic brother, James..aka..."Loony Bin Jim."
Forced back into the war, the Punisher now has to face off against Jigsaw's formidable army in order to save the lives of an innocent family. *aww.. so sweet*
And Finally.. Both JIGSAW and Boogie Jim died.. Thanks to our hero Frank. :)

The End.

I'm a Anorexic!! ><"

2009-02-19T02:44:00.000-08:00

Yeah.. yeah.. i wish i was.. Since i got nothing to do i always Crave for FoooooooooooDs!!
And I'm starting to look lik a Bloated-goin- to-burst-airbaloon. *gasp*
Besides, I'm hopelessly lazy to exercise.. suffering from stupid constipation.(already mentally constipated) went to belly dancing classes..doesn't seems working ..cause i need to baby sit and the fees are way to expensive.. Rm120 for 3 hours. Wtf. =="

Tried to starve myself and end up having gastric secretion and went for injection on my "hand" cause i cant stand the pain.. those X'tac, Histac, watever tac doesn't work =(
The Doctor persuaded me few times to scan my stomach by poking a tube through my mouth and off to my stomach. The Doctor Cakap wanna check whether i got " duodenal ulcer, benign gastric ulcer, postoperative ulcer, reflux oesophagitis, zollinger-Ellison syndrome" (Coi!!)
So many different kinds of gastric huh? Pain = Pain..

I looks pathetically FAT and Bloated right now!! Just like an African Devil Frog!!

There.. My Twin!!

The Little tiny frog looking at me will be Derek.. i will squash him to death. And still he ask me not to forget to eat my breakfast, lunch , dinner... Pathetic right?? so miserable.. :< Angel always says I've gained weight..i have double chin-ed!! sniff!! So does my brother..and even The Boyfriend of mine he used to tell me i've gained weight on my FACE!!

To be honest, i feels that people who suffered from anorexia are beautiful.

From encyclopedia,
Anorexia nervosa is a psychiatric illness that describes an eating disorder, characterized by extreme low body weight and body image distortion, with an obsessive fear of gaining weight.

But the problem is.. i don't have eating disorder. i eat all the time.. whenever i tempt to eat.. i will think this way " ceh.. eat first lah..think later" so guilty to my body. :(

Went out with a friend of mine by the name of Edmund on Valentine's Day for dinner( cause the other mofo fly our aeroplane..knn) We ordered Pizza and mud cakes. (drooling) I actually enjoyed watching people eating. LOl.. We THOUGHT the pizza would be a small one but came out real huge. omfg. how to eat?? two person only!! Unfortunately, i only ate a piece.(8 pieces altogether) No appetite... cause My 2 other darlings wasn't there.. It was really awkward for both of us to get together. Because we don't really talk back then in school.. so our conversation was all craps. he asked me question and i answered.. senang ler..

---When the Food arrived---
Edmund: Wow! this is huge.. i thought it was a small one
Shannon: Yay!! But dont worry.. I'm sure you can finish it..
Edmund: Hmm.. I actually watch my calories and i seldom eat at night.
Shannon: WHAT!!!?? But you are a guy.. its okay.. eat first..think later. :P
Edmund: Haha.. Nono.. i will feel guilty to my body and i would wait for the food to digest
Shannon: Wah.. how long does it takes? (in my heart : wtf.. sai mm sai ah?)
Edmund: Probably 2 hours. while waiting i will read some fiction books lik Times..etc.
Shannon: Wow!! But for me..even if i eat now.. i can sleep right away. xD
Edmund: (after eating 2 pieces) Shannon, I'm really so loaded now. cant finish anymore.
Shannon: Hey Edmund, do u know that i dislike ppl who waste food?
Edmund: Shannon, since you dislike ppl to waste food i have no choice but to finish it.
Shannon: (hallelujah) Good! (i wonder do he really watch his calories or he feels real shy to eat that much in front of me..whahaha.. JK!! xD)

Thank God.. Edmund actually finished the entire thing!! woohoo!! *applause* but he also took few minutes to rest and continue.. haha!! I Love making ppl Fat !! xD

To the Boyfriend, Thanks for forwarding this E-mail " Do You Think Fat is Ugly" which contains this beautiful-award-winning-super Hot Picture to me. I Love this picture alot and i do think that she's Hot and Beautiful..

I wonder do that model up there has a bf. ^^

Do Happily Ever After Really Exist?

2009-01-10T18:42:00.000-08:00

Talking about Love,relationship,commitment..etc...etc..I've been thinking a lot about it lately..
I'm a person who keep things to myself..i would rather hurt myself than telling people how i feel.. And i Love crying..(don't ask me why) Because of the long- distance relationship I'm going through now..most of my friend ask me not to put too much hope on it..don't commit to this insecure relationship too much..

Were talking to Jess last night..She asked me something interesting which sounds like this "how could you be so strong on overcoming this long -distance relationship?"it actually makes me think even more..(Yeah!!! i can finally start thinking and make used of my brain again) My answer huh? I told Jess.."hmm..probably because I do really Love him." there goes Jess again " hahaha!! it's very obvious you Love Ah Ke more..umm..i mean not that he don't love you..it's just your love for him is much more than the average border." My Mom told me that too.. :(((

There was once..*someone* told me if one day my relationship isn't working..Don't do anything stupid..don't end your life just because of a guy..LOL...( thinking about it again) how nice it was if there's insurance for relationship..then i can go invest everything to *UOB* Bank..double profit..Alvin earn his part..i earn mine. :DDD

Most people assume that...in a relationship where two person got together..the one who Love the other half more is the weakest opponent..Holy Shit~~
Maybe i should stop climbing, in case i fall too hard.
doesn't mean stop loving..it's just..don't be too dependant?:(
What Say You?

BUT......i'm sure even if i fall..someone will be there to hold me.. Blekk..!! still going to climb no matter what.. :p Hopefully that someone will be the one i hope he is..

-The End-

Madness screech

2008-12-09T03:16:00.000-08:00

Nice Try MOm!! 200 km/h

This was when we..i mean my mom drove us to kampar and then ipoh... she was actually playing with her cellphone while driving...and it makes my brother shouting,screaming,screeching, yelling whatever high pitch tune he's trying to make... heh..what about me? i'm obviously laughing behind seeing these scenario. . :DD but it's fun after all..

due to..> i dunno where the hell is my hp cable...and something got wrong with the bluetooth connection of the lappy..i cant post my mom's cemented right leg..*geez* i wish i could show the beautiful signature of mine signed on her cement.. :P
then i can blog over her leg and stuff...where she makes me worked like CINDERELLA..
I NEED TO FULFILL HER DEMANDS OR SHE WILL ANNOY ME WITH HER VOICE like " shannon!! shannon!!" you guys just need to come over my house and listen to that voice.."horrid moment" But...I stilll Love You Ya MOm.. :]
(But why on earth Me but not JOSHUA?? ==" you are spoilling him.. rotten egg~~)

The Gift Of Love..

2008-11-11T00:08:00.000-08:00

Ever think of what makes a good Birthday gift to your friends?
For me.. I've bought Panties,Wallet,Purse,Bags,Perfume,Shirts (quite common), Facial Products,
Heels,Accessories, bla...bla...bla...what ever comes into my mind and fit my budget!!

My Birthday this year was rather AMAZING! i got something I've never ever imagine i would have it!! and it was given from a friend of mine..I knew her for 8 years and studied in the same freaking class for 8 years straight as well!!

Tiang Ching Feng/ANgel!! The bitch I'm talking about..

A Day before my Birthday...as usual...I'm always Kepo-in and Sampat-in.. So, this is our conversation..

Shannon: Eh,My birthday coming soon!! what u buy?? :D
Angel : Something la..
Shannon: what thing?? say ler...so excited.. *full of hope and enthusiasm look*
Angel : SOMETHING YOU CAN USE..
Shannon: (i started guessing) Bra?,Panties?Bikini?
Angel : yaya...BIkini...red colour de..Kit yi hor!! *eye signal given to kit yi*
Kit Yi : Oh..yalor!!
Shannon: Why on earth so many colours u dun wan choose...choose red?!! *innocent me*
Angel : Buy give u suan good liao...still wan bising!!
Shannon: :(

As time passed by....Angel finally handed The Pressie !! :DDDD
I'm very very excited that time...i cant wait to see the bikini she bought and laugh at her bad taste!! LOL..
After i unwrapped the pressie...open the darn box with many layers of newspaper!! Guess what i found...Let me emphasize again...she said "Something you CAN use"

4 boxes of condoms!!! =.="""

How to use?? Please come over my house and teach me...i remembered Hon tzern gave my brother the same thing...but Joshua only got 3 boxes! NENENE PUPU!! I WON!! :D
Totally Speechless!! What a Gift!! What A Friend!! What a Day!!
I was kindda worry...thinking where the hell should i hide "MY CONDOMS"
But....if my mom found out...mampus!! So, i didn't hide it..i left it inside my drawer..

This is the Birthday Condom card..where a Librarian holding a packet of condom..*

Mom, You see...There's nothing gotta do with me!! ^^

They(I mean Anegl..because she prepared everything even the idea buying condoms) actually wrote something *censored*.. Sorry to everyone...i cant publish wat they wrote here...Cause i need to respect and cover their Hamsapness (pervertness) .. It's okay...You can ask me what they wrote in msn!! xD

Haha..I still Love u both alot!! Thank You so much for the Birthday gifts! Although,i have no idea how am i goin to use or "wear" it.. I appreciate everything you guys had done!! *hugsss* :DD

From Left : Angel, Me ,Kit Yi

On the Other hand, I feels really touched with what Derek did..Before he went back to Uk, he organise a early birthday celebration for me...sniff..!!

Hub HUb HUb!!! Thank You!! :DD

And he also hand made a photo frame for me!!

Although u spell my shannon to shonnon...I forgive you..!! Because of one reason..http://dereloveshannonforever.blogspot.com/ <<< this Blog :P
On My Birthday,(without my knowledge) Derek send a bouquet of flower and a cake thru delivery for me...Awww...*muacks!! muacks! muacks!!*

Thank You Everyone for the Gifts and Greetings...although some i didn't post here...I really APPRECIATE YOU GUYS ALOT!!!! *hugsss* :D

P/s: Sorry for the late update!! ^^

-M.A.T.E.R.I.A.L.I.S.T.I.C .I. .A.M.-

2008-11-08T00:56:00.000-08:00

Every female candidate who took Muet Exam are so Lucky today..Why?
I'll tell u Why...because the writing essay question 2 sounds like this "People are becoming more materialistic.They are concerned about making money and what money can buy." What is YOUR OPINION on being materialistic? :D
For those women who Loves Shopping..GO! Go! Go! support your View!!

I remembered there was once Derek says that I'm *Ai Mu Xu Rong* (chinese translation for materialistic) very obvious i dont understand the word AMXR ..so i ended asking Wee Fong wats the meaning...and the answer he gave was rather disappointing...Because he doesnt know how to explain it to me!!!!! >.< If Kit Yi would have take this exam today, She will DEFINITELY SCORE!!
All she have to do is write everything about herself...so simple right?
Buta Buta Score 60 marks!! haha..Jks!!!
For Angel, You can also score if you write something about US - as role model for being materialistic.. ( Lah...write about yourself score 100 marks also MOU MAN TAI)

Bribe me anything gotta do with Jay Chou and i will serve u for an hour..^^
Which girl Don't Love shopping huh?? Everyone does!!
I don't see anything wrong with being materialistic..But of course..there's always good and bad right? Being materialistic can helps you to work harder, earned more money to buy the LV handbag you wanted since you were 15!! But too much of it can also cause greed and pride!!

It actually depends on individual view on how we see and value the true Meaning of Materialistic.. If someone come asking you "I'm giving you Lamborghini Gallardo for free...you want or not??" I'm sure everyone of us sure say YES right?? (I dont mind paying the thousand dollars every year road track lor..)
As a conclusion, you and I also materialistic lor..!! Blekk.. :P

Charity Anyone? :)

Meet Miss Shannon The Murderer & Uncle Freddie the Fish!! :)

2008-10-10T07:51:00.000-07:00

Today, I'm going to tell a story about the life and death of our Most respected UNCLE FREDDIE!! Uncle Henry (dad) when fishing the other day..and he found Uncle Fred and brought him home..
So, after all the begging and annoying thingy i make, Uncle Henry finally handed Uncle Fred to me...awww... *evil grins* :P

There...Uncle Fred!! ^^

Freddie : Hey There Human!!

He's kindda huge...so i bet he must be bullying the other fishy in the sea/sungai/lake/pond?? (dunno where my dad caught him...but compare to the other fish my dad caught before, Uncle Freddie looks small.. *shame shame la u daddy* ) Because of all the bullying he make...So, I turned him into.......

*A Vegetarian* -winks- ^^

Soon, My dad came and ask me to call my mum to SLAUGHTER him..but Mom wasn't at home...Then......I decided to slaughter Uncle Fred myself...*sorry* since I've never try slaughtering Fish..(Fred, you are one lucky Bloke..)

First of all, i need to Shave Off his Scales...There!! so clean now.. :3

*gross* i actually found some alfalfa inside...Poor Fred..you must be dieting..

Can Anyone tell me what the hell is that long white thing?=="

Some say its meant to keep eggs...Mom say tak tau apa tu..But..at 1st i thought it was his Penis(i did not use the D word ha... :P) LOL.. If that was his penis i bet his sex life is as good as an amoeba’s ... heh..JK! xD

- A short Note to Uncle Freddie-
I'm real sorry for taking away all your organs and make u cold by keeping u in the fridge and shaving all your golddish scales away...you must be real proud of the scales...but since it's all gone now..........

Let Us all Salute to the Ever Proud Golddish scale Uncle Fred!!
May You Rest In Peace inside My Papa's and Mama's tummy..
Don't ever come back for me....i did not makan u!! =X

Mom, u see...i helped u alot...i help in murdering ,cleaning and stuff...sigh!
You know my birthday is comin soon right? :)
I'll be real pleased if you buy me.....

THis!!! :D

Work of Life - The Modest Job ..

2008-10-06T06:25:00.000-07:00

Damn!! I'm so pathetically confused..I'm going to finish my stpm real soon..i need to make my own decision between masscom,marketing and nursing..Well..well...well...it's kindda hard to choose.. i like 3 of em'...SIGH!!>.<"

Okay..so..let's make a proper comparison.. starting with MASS Communication First! :)
IF i would go for masscom..i think broadcasting its good..yea...good...just good...nothing special..
i mean...masscom's student(certs) is everywhere now!! it's so "common" and it's kindda hard to earn a living studying masscom in Malaysia. i got this point of view after reading Belinda's (8tv quickie host) blog!! Viewer in Malaysia prefer "mixed host" those with I'm- not- Malaysian, i-speak-fluent English, I'm-better-than-YOU looks!!I'll be struggling because i don't have good looks and i cant speak fluent English!! cause I'm Malaysian LAH!! We Malaysian punya English very capalang wan LAH..our English is rojak LAH..everyone got the accent..so nothing special...
But...i wanted to study masscom since i was form 4!! SIGH!!>.<"

Never mind,we'll go to the second option...MARKETING!!! :3
I really need to Thank God for the gift of talking none stop where i can easily produce saliva without even drinking H2O...haha..i can talk and talk and talk like there's tomorrow..- trust me!!
My brother's Gf wendy told me Marketing its more towards making money.. *WAHH!!*
But it's a boring course..*dozed off*
Sales its quite fun..i worked in Osim M Sdn Bhd as a sales consultant right after my Spm when i was form 5..the paid is super GOOD!! i was just 17 back then and i earn RM 1200 basic each month!! excluding the commissions and bonus!! I can earn up to Rm1800 every month!! The job was easy..i just need to "consult" people of the product and "make them buy" and of course...i need to hit my outlet target or else the supervisor is going to barbecue me..=X
I worked in OSim for 3 suffering month * kena bully...sniff :( *
the people there gila sales-psychopath *nod nod*
I was the Top sales for 2 months!!! yay!! :D
i found it interesting cause u see...I'm good in persuading i guess...heh!!
But for one thing...i think sales person are Liars don't they? hmmph!
So, I'm gonna give a 3 star for studying marketing..^^

Finally!!! i cant wait to talk about NURSING!!! =D :D:D:D
For some people...Nursing sounded as in "yuks...need to wash shit and serve people...PUik! pUik!" But for me...i honestly do thinks that Nurse are of noble rank.. Nurses needs alot of Patience and Enthusiasm *applause and salute to all nurses* winks!! :3
Before...my mum told me that i need clean up their shits, the urinated bed, vomits and whatever disgusting things a patient will do when they are not feeling well..
But i really don't mind doing that..honestly...it may sounds IMPOSSIBLE...
BUT...have we ever think that if everyone have the yuks yuks attitude toward nurses.. Then who is going to clean your pee pee and poo poo when you accidentally Bomb them in hospital? who is going to remind u to eat your colourful medicine? who is going to change your bedsheets? who is going to check your blood pressure? Who is going to take care of you middle of the night working in night shift?? i dunno...but i really have the passion to work as a nurse..and i know its not that easy as ABC..it's about life and death..and great responsibilities.. : (

Before, i always wanted to be someone who is great i wanted to be the best..i want everyone to know who the hell is SHannon Lim...but as i grew older..i finally understand that life ain't that easy..I need to faced alot of circumstances..and the decision i make is very very important..it's about my future..and now..i finally realize that whats more important in life is the love u have for others..In the BIBLE, the greatest commandment that God gave is "Love your neighbours as you Love yourself" sometimes its hard..i mean.. that bitch pulled my hair,grab my bf and u want me to forgive and LOVE her?!! hell...!! Life is Life...and there's only once..Why dont we choose to be someone better and be happy and proud for that? :)

My feet sucks.! LOl..=X

2008-09-21T05:48:00.000-07:00

I want a new slipper/sandal!! >.<" my old ones wore by my mum and she took mine..LOL.!! So, I went to the supermarket for a look...hehe... ^^ First of all...i went to the women's shoes department...yay!! to my disappointment...NO SIZE!! *sigh* Never mind lor.. :( then i went jalan jalan to the children's department! and guess Wat i found!! SUper Kawaii sandals!! :D

Lol...Lol...Lol...!!!! so which one do u guys prefer?:P
i wanted to buy both...but...i dun really wear em' so i end up buying the batman slipper!!
hehe..but now as i look back the pic..the superman ones was not bad..!!
oh yea, i saw powerpuff girls as well...but i dun wanna make myself looks retard..
I'll stick to the batman/superman...heh!!
kindda "pek chek @ frustrating" ..sometimes saw pretty pretty heels but no size..
have to stick either to children's department or stuffed something inside my heels..=(
snifff....can someone tell me how to make my feet grow except for hitting my feet and make it swollen..(as said by alvin huan) and i wanna b taller!! =D
feels free to tell me if got suggestion ha.. :P
no harm trying...LOl..xD

Derek Soh Chin Ke...

2008-08-24T21:15:00.000-07:00

In a while, in a word,
Every moment now returns.
For a while, seen or heard,
How each memory softly burns.
Facing you who brings me new tomorrows,
I thank God for yesterdays,
How they led me to this very hour,
How they led me to this place...

Every touch, every smile,
You have given me in care.
Keep in heart, always I'll,
Now be treasuring everywhere.
And if life should come to just one question,
Do I hold this moment true?
No trace of sadness,
Always with gladness...

Now a song that speaks of now and ever,
Beckons me to someone new,
Unexpected, unexplored, unseen,
Filled with promise coming through.
In a while, in a word,
You and I forever change,
Love so clear, never blurred,
Has me feeling wondrous, strange,
And if life should come to just one question,
Do I face each moment true?
No trace of sadness, always with gladness,
I Love You..

Happy 6th Monthsarry Hub!!^^

Don't Ask.. :p

2008-08-17T08:56:00.001-07:00

Hmm...Today,I've come to a conclusion to answer all the frequently-asked-question from all the "Kepo Ji"..I Hope by writing my answers here they wont and shall not ask me again!! Today,while i was eating my prawn crackers in church then here came Sky who ask me the frequently-asked-question ..It goes like this..

Sky: Eh Shannon, where is your bf now?
Me: Segamat...why?
Sky: Wah..so far ah...
Me: Uh Huh..
Sky: Long distance relationship lor..
Me: Why?Cannot meh?
Sky: You dont scare him here talking phone with you there hugging girl?
Me: Bai chi(retard) ah? where got people so stupid here talk to gf there hug other gals?
Sky: I mean he step 2 boat..
Me: I trust him..
Sky: What if a girl flirts with him ler?
Me: God bless him la...means he's attractive! i have a handsome bf..this is undeniable..
Sky: Aiyo...you not lonely meh? come be my gf la..
Me: Tiap wah lui (gimme money) i also dun wan you ah!! but I'll appreciate your good tastes!
Sky: Ceh..what if he go hit on other girls?
Me: I trust him..
Sky: If la!! IF!!!
Me: Ae..then ah...lik that lor..cause sure is my problem only he will find other gals ma..maybe i'm not good enough...
Sky: sure boh?
Me: Sure..(in my heart i was thinking...I'm goin to be so pissed off.. if Derek really does so,I'll end his generation man!!) hehehe...JUst Kidding!!
Sky: Wah...hard to believe ler..

Hard to believe hor?? but no need to worry much la...cause no matter what Derek is...

MINE!!!

MINE!!

Oopss!! Maybe NOT.. =(

Sigh...Susah mann!! how to tie his heart?? so many girls around...some more all pretty pretty wan..Finish la me..!! haiz...But i think not that bad...If there's a will there's a way right?
So..............

I'm Gonna HUg him Tight tight so that no
one can take him away from me..!! There...
He's MINE Now!! *winkz* ^^

Hehe..Just a Prank about the pics...BUT stop askin me about all this question..!!!
I wonder next time if someone ask me again, I call them go read my blog...dunno it helps or not..
Harap-harap la....Better dont ask lor..so annoying!! always answer the same question..next time bring out new question ma...like.." how many children you wan with derek?, when getting married?want go where honeymoon?" the answer will be..12 kids,i'm married,will be in my room honeymoon-in (dont ask...cause save cost) happy with my answers? hehehe..xD

Living A Life Full Of Lies

2008-08-17T07:16:00.000-07:00

If you would have ask me who's my favourite blogger i would say is Kenny Sia..While reading his blog,is pretty much interesting and humorous...not very boring that type..Then,i came across another famous blogger from Singapore by name of "Xia Xue @ Wendy Cheng"..I really admire her compare to Dawn yang..For me..Wendy is much more genuine..yeah!! i saw those video she post..and it's very nice...except for the F word she used alot...Every phrase of word she used will start with Fuck? or Fucking cool...?haha!!pretty much of it..maybe it sounded cool for a Singaporean to speak so...ha! who knows? Soon on...i saw this video of hers.. http://clicknetwork.tv/watch.aspx?c=1&p=8&v=107..Where Wendy shares her photo editing secrets with Adobe Photoshop( i only know how to use paint)!!!I was STUNT!!! damn it!! I've been phunk!!! All this while...Me being naive...i admire those Taiwanese and Jap gals with their huge Longan Eyeballs!! their fluffy cute hair...fair skin..small nose(i have big one..==" ask my dad how..) and obviously...i was Disappointed!! Some time long ago...was thinking of marrying a Taiwanese guy because i thought my daughter will looks pretty if i marry one..LIES!!!! Thank God I'm Married to DEREK!!! pheww...
Why do they wanna do so? aren't they lying to themselves? Cause we were created by the image of God where we should be happy and proud of how we looks like..(ok..i'm actually not very happy with my nose and the condition of my skin now..Pimples!!) but..they feels happy meh?? Don't you think by doing so..it's like, living a life of illusion..reality not that figure also..haiiz..but i really admire Wendy of her honesty where she shares the truth and she said "Never trust things that you see on the Internet!! cause everything can be fixed!!"

On the other hand..I really wanna shout BOO to China!! the scandal where a 9 year old girl captivated billions of viewer by singing the song “Ode to the Motherland”was actually a Lie!!! what they saw was not what they heard or what they heard wasn't what they saw!! WHAt??!!

Left : Lin Miaoke , Right : Yang Peiyi

Yang Peiyi was supposed to be in the opening ceremonies but the Chinese government officials and the ceremonies organisers thinks that she's not pretty enough due to her chubby face and uneven teeth..*applause* And they said..the reason why Little Peiyi was not chosen to appear was because we wanted to 'Project The Right Image'..what we were thinking was BEST for the nation..(ya right) I wondered what is China trying to convey to the world?it's really unfair to a little 7 year old girl...just because of her looks..someone replace her of her fame..this would actually leave a great impact on her life..and is actually very very discriminative..Damn!!
As for Peiyi she said she was honoured to have had a role in the ceremonies..Little Peiyi does have great optimism spirit!! mwaahh...We Love You for who you are...!!

p/s Lin Miaoke pretty meh????!! Little Peiyi cute what!!!

Malaysian- the uncivilized community

2008-08-02T23:45:00.000-07:00

Many of us read through the newspaper everyday on what is happening to this country..
The "so called" special relationship of Anwar Ibrahim sodomizing Saiful Bukhairi..(very well..did someone put him into this or is that his actual desire?)No Idea.. But why didn't he take the sodomy-related-examination?
Through research,Malaysia shows the highest crime rate and also the dirtiest country!!! *applause*..

From raping,sodomizing,murdering,bribe-receiving,sex scandal among ministers,and snatch theft!! Damn..i witness it myself..!!
Was in Taiping 2 days ago to visit my uncle and cousins who came back from UK..We had our dinner together at a hawker stall..3 women was holding their handbags including me..(mine was nothing..is only my spec and some Rm20..) As we walked out guiding grandma to the car..Then,all of the sudden my cousin Amelia fell to the floor..I thought someone hit her and ran..when she got up,only i realize her handbag was snatch! Gawd damn it! It was so so so FAST!!*My adrenalin almost burst!!* :X Unnoticeable..cause i wasn't wearing my spec i missed to see his motor plat!! What a trauma..There were 2 hand phones,ipod,camera,sun glasses and her 300 pounds!!! The Thief must be laughing his heart out!!- what a lucky bloke...
How do they expect foreigners to visit Malaysia again?and yet the government introduce us "Cuti-Cuti Malaysia" encouraging us to holiday in our own country...On second thought,i did better lock myself in the house.

Have we ever wonder what actually encouraged them by doing so? is it the inflation that force them to do so or are they born this way?
Talking about "mat rempit's", those nuisance who shows stupid free show act on road and causes accidents and displeasure noise from their motorcycles..We heard many many many complaints but what the government actually did was - wasting money building some sort of useless rehab for them to study...*coughs*

The point is...What is the government actually doing?sleeping?enjoying bribe-receiving?feeling real happy over all these? Do they really have the urge to put a FULL STOP in all these nonsense?Not only those this cause humiliation to the country..Moreover,it causes "us" citizen living in a very insecure life...Being real afraid when are we going to be the next victim..The chaos between ministers,politicians back-stabbing each other always, cant stop finding faults among themselves.. -Shame..!!

I Bet Tunku Abdul Rahman Unable To Rest In Peace and Queen Elizabeth regretted setting Malaysia to their own Liberty..!!

I Love You Mum..You Will Always Be In My Heart..

2008-07-15T06:53:00.000-07:00

As Derek told me that mummy has passed away,my heart ache..I feels guilty and i blamed myself for not able to be there for him...the puzzled feeling that came right upon me just after i read the message..i couldn't express it out due to having bible study in church...i have to control my feelings...and it's really tough controlling my tears..Right after Bible study, Dad asked us to Pray for the government and to those who hasn't know God..I wept as i prayed,I feels sorry for not being there to take care of mummy and to pray for her and lead her to Christ.I'm accountable to God for her soul..Somewhere deep down inside me,i feels helpless.. I can’t tell if I am hearing it or feeling it or thinking it…It's all too many feelings at once.
I cried right after i came back and locked myself inside the room..I just don't know what possibly can i do..
I hate myself for being so weak..I couldn't speak out and tell Derek I'm here for you and I Loves you. Mummy has went to a better place where there is no pain and suffering.We will see her one day in Heaven.There's many things i wanted to tell him...but i just couldn't...
I wanted to be there for him,be his solace..But everything is out of my control..I'm worried for him..I really prayed that he is fine and everyone is fine as well..
I Prayed to God that Mummy will be in a better place..and she will be in my heart now and always..I Love You Mum!!

-15th July 2008-

I'm So Proud Of You HUb!!

2008-07-14T10:05:00.000-07:00

*LOok AT the Dumbo Wumbo Derek* :p

I LOve DErek SOh!! Yes i does..haha.!! I'm very Proud of You HUb!! was Browsing Facebook as early as 6.30am in the morning...TadA!!~ I saw the pictures Derek uploaded in His P&G business challenge in Impiana HOtel KLCC (if i'm not mistaken)..He Was so cool!!He Looks really professional and Smart...I feels Happy for him to be chosen by the company!! yuhoo...!! He Rockxz!!I'm happy Lookin at the Gillete ad pictures...he looks real cute with his pose!! haha..BUt i dont think he got beard to shave....BUt who Cares? He Looks Good NO matter wat!!
(he just Bribe me with HIs LOve 5 minutes ago..You cant Blame me for Praising him..xD)

*Manly LOve...Aww...*

Talkin about manly Love,the middle GUy looks real happy standing beside two innocent,Pot-bellied(Derek soh) HAndsome GUys! hehe...undeniable...this pic is good..!i mean they got nice smile...except for DErek SOh....He looks real sleepy and his eyes was like Half open..i wonder why..I don't think there's chicken for him to steal in the HOtel ba...haha!!BUt he still looks cute with his *puppy dog eyes* as said by his fren Neesun Ghazali..Why is his shirt so long?=="

*There...He can Finally Smile Now* ^winkz^

I feels so happy POsting this picture!!! hahaha....He dont really smile except he sees or *sits* beside Pretty Galssss....so,this picture is a masterpiece hey!! the One and Only Picture where he smiles for..!!:p He was LIke..."OH my,I'm Flying now..I Feels LIke I'm IN heaven" you can read it from his FAce!!:) So,the next time if he smiles at you, Means YOu Are Pretty!! (I wonder why didnt he smiles at me the 1st time i met him...I think i know the answer now)

HOhoho...DUmb Dumb Hub!! NIce blog eh?I really feels happy for you!!I'm Glad to see YOu enjoying Yourself there..hehe!!

In Conclusion....DEREK SOH CHIN KE ROCKXZ!! :)

wat should i say?Bye Bye Diary!!^^

2008-07-12T09:40:00.000-07:00

*speechless*

Agree with me..Blogging is FUN! haha...not quite..Gotta Thanks Jess for asking me to start Bloggin!was plannin to have my own blog since like umm...few years back...but...i was too...tooo...L..A....Z...Y to start one! since i've got nothing to do now..and boredom started to kick me...Well,here i am...my Very first BLog! D&S4lyfe!!

JuSt came back from Taiping today..was in granny's place for the past 3 days..evrything was good..yea!especially Me...i cant even stop eating!! YOu just gotta see my tummy! i looks lik 5 months pregnant!!! I swore to diet for this whole week!!>equally crappy~(i wish i could)

Havin a Minor headache this afternoon and it really kills me...was thinkin of knockin my head against the wall!!>.<" just to emphasize how pain it was..!!

NOt Long....here came JEss my lil Gorgeous Princess who accompany me to chat in msn! yuhoo...miss her mann!! alot...!! I Obviously does enjoyed talkin to her...especially SECrets!! ssshhh....!! She's a great companian...Trust me!she taught me lots of things..haha..!! and i'm very thankful for it...THen,i realize my cousie tag few pictures of me in facebook and it's HORRIBLE!!Gawd,if there's a ak47 with me...i'm so goin to shoot her..!! haha!! just kiddin!:P

the picture was ok tho...i looks silly and stupid...but who cares? i alwys does...haha!! saw the picture up there eh??yes...i know...i looks stupid!!i don't mind u guys laughin!!hahaha...xD

WEll...i think it's enough for now...gonna continue blogging tomorrow..

And I MIss Derek Alot!!